god dang i am on fire tonight
no u r not u make this up for note
bet u feel real stupid right now
The Breakfast Club.
they aged as most do
whites don’t crack they shatter
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
I don’t know how she kept it together for as long as she did. I started cackling when the cat started doggy paddling.
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
All I want out of season 10 is for Cas to punch Crowley right in the nose while shouting "WHAT PART OF DIBS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!"
I FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
You had your mother worried sick.
And you had your sister worried sick an’all.
I were going to call the police.
You would have been right to.
Because I was concerned, son.
Yeah, I understand that. I understand that now.
'Cos… you know why.
Go on, Dad. Come on, harder. Go on!
'Cos I was worried sick!