babyminaj:

where is their Oscar

23rd Jul ( 281326 ) via / ©

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

god dang i am on fire tonight

 no u r not u make this up for note

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bet u feel real stupid right now 

23rd Jul ( 91661 ) via / ©

reverseracist:

shuckl:

trashboat:

nawonderful:

The Breakfast Club.

what happened

they aged as most do

whites don’t crack they shatter

23rd Jul ( 4825 ) via / ©

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

23rd Jul ( 444873 ) via / ©

beardedspidey:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know how she kept it together for as long as she did. I started cackling when the cat started doggy paddling.

23rd Jul ( 126758 ) via / ©

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

23rd Jul ( 162227 ) via / ©

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

23rd Jul ( 188954 ) via / ©

queen-of-destiel-land:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

All I want out of season 10 is for Cas to punch Crowley right in the nose while shouting "WHAT PART OF DIBS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!"

I FIND THIS ACCEPTABLEimage

23rd Jul ( 14237 ) via / ©

mileyhighrus:

omg

23rd Jul ( 64599 ) via / ©

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

23rd Jul ( 11095 ) via / ©

You had your mother worried sick. 
And? 
And you had your sister worried sick an’all. 
And? 
I were going to call the police. 
You would have been right to. 
Because I was concerned, son. 
Yeah, I understand that. I understand that now. 
Very concerned. 
Why? 
'Cos… you know why. 
Tell me. 
You know. 
Go on, Dad. Come on, harder. Go on! 
'Cos I was worried sick!

23rd Jul ( 1267 ) via / ©

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

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I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends.

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